Sunday, January 7, 2007

The Greatest Love...

for those who are wondering what it must be like to drive an auto-rickshaw through the major cities in India, here is a helpful visualization:

imagine stripping down naked and strapping yourself to the outside of the space shuttle. Next imagine that space shuttle launching into the furthest reaches of space and hurtling itself through an asteroid field. Now imagine someone crawling onto the outside of said ship and jabbing your eyes with two hot, metal pokers. Further, imagine someone pouring gasoline into your new, somewhat charred, eye cavities and lighting them on fire. And Finlay picture this all happening while someone is piping in Whitney Houston's 'The Greatest Love of All' through a pair of headphones the whole time and your about half way there.


from Vijayawada
Adam

1 comment:

Unknown said...

It is true what you say about driving on the roads.. The High Beam headlamps can Kill!!

When I was a child, I tried staying awake with all the glare for the entire journey only to develop severe Migraine the next day!!

Sorry to hear about Whitney's croonings.. :D