just a sampling....
gored by bull
gored by ox
gored by goat
gored by 1/2 ton truck carrying 20 tons of bamboo
fall into sidewalk sewer
fall into sidewalk garbage
fall into sidewalk sewer full of garbage
pecked to death by feral roosters
mauled to death by feral dogs
buried up to neck in monkey shit by feral monkeys
snakebite
spiderbite
overbite.. you'd be surprised
nerve gas *(see post from 1/2/2007)
gored by elephant
thrown by elephant
trampled by elephant
mauled by elephant
eaten by elephant
dragged by elephant
suffocated by elephant
pretty much any death by elephant would prove to be unpleasant...
dissentary
malaria
polio
typhoid
rabies
japanese encephylitus
oh yeah- and getting peed on by a eunich
...more to come I'm sure
Adam
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2 comments:
Because I can't help myself -- it's dysentery and encephalitis. Although I imagine they're unpleasant no matter how you spell them. Stay away from elephants and feral anythings. And I'm pretty sure I no longer want a souvenir.
oh, you forgot PLAGUE, nearly the only place you can find it these days is India! I'll take the elephant.
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